House Concurrent Resolution 29
WHEREAS, Napoleon’s tetherball dexterity emphasizes the importance of physical education in Idaho public schools;
WHEREAS, Tina the llama, the chickens with large talons, the 4-H milk cows, and the Honeymoon Stallion showcase Idaho’s animal husbandry; and
WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote “Nay” on this concurrent resolution are “FREAKIN’ IDIOTS!” and run the risk of having the “Worst Day of Their Lives!”
The Idaho Legislature passes a bill unanimously commending the creators of “Napoleon Dynamite.”